Chapter 1 - First Greetings

Episode 1: First Greetings

A large space of land.
A small amount of items.
No money to speak of.
No family to fall back on.

What could this mean...



A sim without memories.
A sim without a job.
No house.
No life.
A brainless sim called Zeus..

"Hey! I resent that!"

I'm sorry, but did you just interrupt me?



"Yes, why yes I did."
Any reason why?
"I got offended."
Pfft, look, this is how it wor-
"No! It works my way!"
Sure about that? I can show your weakness yknow.
"..I don't have a weakness. No idea what your talking about."



Sure about that?
"Now that was just cruel and mean and horrible an-"
Oh shush it Zeus, lets get cracking on this legacy!



The first thing you do is get excited over a bed? My, my, my. Things up in the clouds must not be doing very well for you.
"Oh very funny, I just like...the erm...pattern. Thats all."
You're just making it worse. Digdigdig.
"I hate you already."



I decided to eventually stop tormenting my founder and decided to explore the neighbourhood a bit, I came back to this.
"Go away."
Aww, don't be like that. I'm quite proud that you're studying cooking.
"Well my lifetime want is to be The Culinary Librarian."
Yes, good for you.



After gaining one point, I decid-
"Hey, I'm the one who picked up the newspaper here AND rolled the want."
Fine, Zeus decided he wanted a job in the medical career...
"What, do you not think I'm smart enough?"
Well, I'm looking at your traits right now and frankly, pahaha, no.
"Maybe those aren't my real traits. I just hid my real ones from you."
Yeh, right. You just keep thinking that. This coming from a man who wears a Ghostbuster's top. Got Star Wars boxers too?



"Ohh Star Wars boxers would be good. Almost as good as a beautiful vista!"
Erm, I think you're going insane already, time to meet sims I feel?

...and put that tongue away. You'll scare the children.



Ohh, who is this delightful prey you have come across Zeus and immediately rolled a want to befriend?
"See, I can attract people."
"Erm dude, who are you talking to?"
"The maker."
"Oh my god, the one that lives down muffin road?"
-head desk-



If any of you couldn't guess who it was, it's xMiraclex37 grown up! Golly. I must admit these two got on like a house on fire.
"Why wouldn't we? I'm hot stuff."
You just keep thinking that Zeus.
"But look!"
At?

...

Oh my...Miracle, what is that you are thinking about my founder!

Let's move on swiftly...



Haha, it seems Miracle is not impressed by what you can do with a rolling pin Zeus.
"I want to go home and cry."
Don't be silly, there's no need. I'm sure you're not boring Miracle that much.



I said there was no need!
"No! Miracle said something and it scared me. I'm running far far away!"
"Zeus, come baaack! I only wanted you-"
"Must resist, must run!"
Well, over reaction much? Zeus ran to the diner for comfort food. I strolled around the neighbourhood on the lookout.



"I can't believe you did this to me."
Yeh, yeh. Shame, shouldn't have started that Simself thread then.
"You can't blame this on me."
Can.
"No."
Yes!
"I win."
Meanie.



Anyway, ahem. By the time Zeus had stopped sniffling and came out the diner, it was dark. Whatchu doing there Zeus?
"Ohh nothing."
You followed Miracle home and started chatting to her before she got through her front door. I spy a stalker.
"She...invited me here!"
Sure. And are you gazing at what I think your gazing at while thinking of a man with a stick?
"Erm, erm, ermm. Maybe."
"Zeus, you're freaking me out. Maybe you better leave."
You got told Zeus.



So after being told to leave, Zeus promptly walked into their house. Real smooth. And came across FuryRed!
"Pah, I was curious as to who else lives here, and look who I found!"
She thinks you're boring like a book on science molecules.
"Well, she smells like a toilet!"
...riiiight. Say that out loud for here to hear.



However, no matter how much Zeus thought Fury smelt like a toilet. He chatted her up all night long.
"Blahhh, look at my tongue Zeus! It's longer than yours!"
"No way Fury, mine is so much more flexible, I can touch my chin."
I'd like to see you try.
Fury then chucked Zeus out. Buuuurn.



Oh dear. My bad.
"Ughh, you're just out to completely disgrace and humiliate me aren't you!"