Saturday, 15 May 2010

Chapter 10 - Birthdays and Goodbyes.

"If I stay very quiet, no one will notice what I'm wearing."
Too late for that Fury.
"Go away."
You're not meant to be able to hear me.
"I'm stuck in this stupid piece of fabric, yes fabric, not clothing. Since it couldn't even pass off as dental floss."
Someone got up on the wrong side of Zeus this morning.

"Why I oughta...oof."
FuryRed appears to be busy right now, please call after the beep.

Apparently giving birth out in the hallway is much easier.
"No, I just wanted attention from the maid. Besides her whinging from getting stuck outside the bathroom was doing my head in."
Well Fury's a cheerful thing today.
"I'm squeezing a very big thing out of a ve-"
Too much information Fury.

"A glowing baby!"
Well done Fury. However I'm still going to have to shoot you.

"What the fuck is that?"
That's Fury's other child. -.-'
Readers meet Helen and Hestia.
Erm...I can't quite remember which is which.
"You're a bad mother."
They're your children Fury.
"Oh yeh."

Eventually after Fury popping out more brats her other goblins (I mean children) arrived home. And got firmly stuck outside the house.
"UGH, Sandi move your french arse!"
"I'm not actually French, that is just my surname."
"...whatever. You're in the way of me and food. Sadly this is a bad thing to be in the way of in reference to me."
VJ turns to Apollo.
"You're sister's hot."
"I'm just going to pretend I have cottonballs in my ears."

As the other offspring finally get inside, Athena talks straight past her newborn sister on the floor. Whereas Apollo picks her (I think it's Hestia) up.
"This so totally wasn't here before."
Apollo frowns and wiggles it a bit.

"Oh Aphrodite, your nose is the most gorgeous specimen of noses I have ever seen on Earth."
"I know VJ, it comes in ever so useful for opening cans of beans."
"Wow, a hot girl and a nose to use as a kitchen tool. Amazing."

Apollo went in search of his mother in order to check she didn't steal the children.
"Mother, there is two extra children in this house. Have you been kidnapping again? You know I totally warned you about this."
"I gave birth to them, they're your sisters pleb. Also, you're swearing at me."
"Sorry mother."

Fury sighs and cowers slightly from her own child.
"I'm a failure at motherhood Apollo. We're hardly friends. All I do is woohoo your father."
Apollo's eyes widen slightly and then he smirks.
"As much as I love you talking about your problems mum." Que a snicker. "I think you'll be just fine. And I'm trying to quickly erase the image you've put in my mind."

Aw bless. I think a round of applause is needed for Fury finally admitting her failure as a mother. *clap* Although, Apollo still loves her apparently.

Later in the night I lost every single sim in the household. They were missing. I'd only gone to get some crackers and butter.
"Y'know Aph, you shouldn't roar at your own brother. Freud would have a field day with that."

"Why are we eating cake? I don't recall any birthdays recently."
"Me neither Ap."
Needless to say the boys didn't realise that cake was about a week old.

Something wrong Aph?
"I feel neglected by my family."
I'm sure all your brothers and sisters feel the same. Why don't you talk to them?
"Like I can be arsed to associate myself with them!"

After the teenagers and Zeus had gone to work/school (although I think Zeus should be going to school tbh) Fury grew up the babies. Good going while everyone is not here.
"Thanks, when everyone is here we all get stuck so peace and quiet from the loonyness it is."

And here are the oh so pretty brats.
Helen grew into a nose and Hestia somehow grew out of her green skin and...
Wait a second! O.O

Wha...what is this?
Well yes I know it's a Hestia but but. Does anyone else recognise something?

Maybe this will ring some bells.
Could Hestia be the break of the ugly gene through the girls? I mean the abnormal gene...ahem.

Funnily enough Fury jumped on this kid as soon as she had grown up.
"Come to momma little Hestia."
Whereas Helen...

Let's just say she was busy pounding some logic blocks and looking a bit mad at the same time.

And apparently this was 'the face that launched a thousand ships.'

When everyone got back from their working places the teenagers had a surprise in order for yours truly. Y'see the lot has been lagging like a drunk cow in a custard factory. So the teenagers were nice enough to grow up and cure certain problems.

After the teenagers had grown to their young adult and mature statuses their mother and father gathered all their children for a photo.

Left to right on the back. - Aphrodite, Hades, Apollo, Athena.
Left to right on the front - Hestia and Helen

The girls then decided on something extraordinary drastic, they hugged everyone (except for Zeus, he wasn't having any of it) and moved out. Just like that.

The most bizarre thing was after the girls had moved out Fury stood at a window and looked out of it for hours. o.o
"My babies..."
Fury it's not as if they've moved out of town.
"They might since most of this family isn't even friends with them!"
Then you've got some work to do.


  1. Poor Fury, :( hopefully we shall get an attractive child then! :)

  2. lol! xD the girls are so.....ugly.. O.O

  3. I don't give a fuck about those girls, I just love my Apollo!



  4. HADES. *nosebleed*


  5. aw that was kinda sad :'(

    but the twins will keep her company!

  6. Hades is kinda cute. The green suits him.

  7. Omg... I LOVE HADES!! He's so awesome :o... I wanna download him xD