Sunday, 23 May 2010
Chapter 11 - Surprises. You Arrive So Unwillingly.
"Stupid flamin' television. I don't see why I bother fixing it, someone keeps fricking breaking it and then I have to fricking fix it and I am just not fricking impressed."
Zeus whistles innocently in the background.
While FuryRed was happily fixing the television the brothers hopped to their sisters and taught them a trick or two on how to walk.
"And if a shark is chasing you, run very very fast."
Sadly no one had told Apollo that sharks don't have feet and can't go on land.
Hestia the Gozilla Child.
Helen the Major League Turtle.
After cursing her way through fixing the T.V. FuryRed eventually sat down and took out a book.
She read one like: "As he caressed her inner thigh, she bit her lip in anticipation..." Before looking up at her husband. She then looks back down at her book.
"Yes my lovely?"
"Why don't you follow me to the bedroom."
A while later Zeus ventured out of the bedroom. He wandered over to Hestia.
"Hello little girl. You may not know it but I'm your dad and this is the only interaction you will ever get from me."
Great parenting skills there Zeus.
Apollo and Hades snickered to themselves as their mother walked past with a stinky bag.
Athena skipped merrily along, since she is now free of her family.
Even though they bear a resemblance you can just see the annoyance each other whirring through their eyes.
"I hate this child, let me out of here."
"Apollo! Get the fuck out of here!"
"Sorry dude, I'm stuck the door."
After this Hades wanted to 'Ask Apollo To Leave Home'.
Er, I guess a day outing for them was in order.
"Where are you taking me Hades?"
"Oh, no where important."
"I'm sorry for earlier."
"I don't think mum would be impressed that you're getting all up in someone's grill."
"What the hell are you on about Ap? I'm just trying to get past and this weirdo is in my way."
"I can hear you boys you know."
"Oh pretty butterfly thou art so gay and...erm...basking in loveliness."
Apollo was so busy with the butterfly *facepalm* he didn't see where Hades had gone. So he assumed he has gone into the crypt.
"Er Hades, are you in here?"
Hades walks out of the crypt. Black to the bone. He shakes a little.
Suddenly he bursts out:
"Oh my god that was so totally sweet."
Who'd have thought being attacked by a bear would be so exciting.
"Holy minstrels. That was intense. HADES."
"Look Hades, I'm sorry I walked on you while you were having a sit down. Can I be forgiven now?"
"Good, now I'm going home."
"Spoilsport, I'm going to the park."
"Sure I have a crispy scent to me, maybe it will attract people."
"Don't look at the camera and no one will spot me here."
Er I wonder why Zeri was here...
"No one notice at all..."
Darn, I missed a protest with many simselves apparently. Haha. Or they're just gathering for free jello perhaps at the city hall?
I looked back towards the household and found Fury doing this in front of her child.
"And big bears come out of the crypt and go BLERGHHH."
Somehow I don't think scaring your child shitless is a good way to go for parenting Fury.
"Okay Apollo, you can remain calm now. You are back to normal. Look cool."
"Hey mum I'm home."
"Zeus hide the magazines!"
Fury turns around.
"I have something to tell you mum."
"What is that dear?"
"I found an amazing woman while I was in the park. She is amazing. I think she is the one."
"Oh that's wonderful Hades. Have you invited her round so I can measure her up to my expectations?"
"She should be here soon, I'm going to have a quick shower. She'll probably arrive while I'm in there."
"Shall I send her in if she arrives then?"
The doorbell rings and Fury excitedly answers it. She frowns.
"Oh Random, it's just you. Come inside! Hades has invited over his soon to be wife, want to have a spy on her?"
Random smirks and walks inside after Fury.
Hades walks out of the bathroom looking all cool.
"Hey Hades, do you remember my friend Random? Ignore the idiotic clothing. She's sane really."
Hades pulls Random into a very very very very long hug.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me."
"Mummy pissed off."
I am agreed with this Hestia.